Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Muppets at sizable stakes and a ridiculous heater

TFAL's instinct was right - $5/$10. I kid you not. The site? I probably don't even need to tell you - suffice it to say that it is full of fish (and it's not Eurolinx).

It was a massive heater to begin with. The very first hand was blind vs blind against the maniac. I conveniently outkicked his pair. Pocket tens making top set against four runners was pure gold (but no doubt aided by the extra bets from all the loose bad players).

The 3-bet from the SB with K8s seems a bit ludicrous, but the button was stealing with any two. The BB coming along was a big problem, but I felt obliged to Cbet, getting heads up with the lunatic. Nothing on the turn, and normally I would fold - but the button was holding random cards as far as I was concerned, so I reluctantly called down. The result was nothing short of astonishing.



In the end my heater went off the boil - the maniac inevitably got paid off hitting a real hand. The maniac busted out and I departed the table 35BB to the good.

Guess the stakes

Starting from my left:

Player 1: Idiot 60/15, WTSD/W$SD 65/35, fairly aggro postflop, saw him defend 83o in the BB unimproved to the river
Player 2: Loose passive 82/9, aggr 0.6, saw him fold on the river in a big pot with an obvious split pot
Player 3: Loose passive 47/0, aggr 0.4, WTSD/W$SD 30/70. Despite the ridiculous stats, I think he plays pretty well postflop and I have seen him win a lot of money in this game.
Player 4: 55/15, aggr 0.8, WTSD/W$SD 40/60
Player 5: Complete raving lunatic 85/56, WTSD/W$SD 60/30, very aggro postflop

I have position on the lunatic. Any guesses as to the stakes and site? Bear in mind I've been on a bit of a cooler recently.

Will add the answer to my post (along with some hands and results) after a couple of comments.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Gotta love Pacific sometimes..

***** Hand History for Game 173447056 *****
$1.00/$2.00 Limit Texas Hold'em - Monday, September 08, 07:11:10 ET 2008
Table Baby Orange Fizz (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 4: jjbl ( $200.08 USD )
Seat 5: japega5 ( $38.34 USD )
Seat 6: iadde ( $216.41 USD )
Seat 7: chef139 ( $52.88 USD )
Seat 9: Hero ( $19.00 USD )
japega5 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
iadde posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Ah Qc ]
chef139 raises [$2.00 USD]
Hero calls [$2.00 USD]
jjbl calls [$2.00 USD]
japega5 calls [$1.50 USD]
iadde calls [$1.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jc, Jh, Ad ]
japega5 checks
iadde checks
chef139 checks
Hero bets [$1.00 USD]
jjbl calls [$1.00 USD]
japega5 calls [$1.00 USD]
iadde folds
chef139 calls [$1.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
japega5 checks
chef139 bets [$2.00 USD]
Hero calls [$2.00 USD]
jjbl calls [$2.00 USD]
japega5 calls [$2.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
japega5 checks
chef139 checks
Hero checks
jjbl bets [$2.00 USD]
japega5 folds
chef139 calls [$2.00 USD]
Hero calls [$2.00 USD]
jjbl shows [Qh, Kc ]
chef139 shows [6c, 6h ]
Hero shows [Ah, Qc ]
jjbl wins $8.86 USD from main pot
chef139 wins $8.87 USD from main pot
Hero wins $8.87 USD from main pot

This was so funny it was worth getting counterfeited on the river. At least he noticed his error straight away..